What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

I don't like religions.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?